A few years ago now, and I'm sure not years ago enough for lucitania, I was staying at her place. We were watching an absolutely hilariously wretched softcore "film" on Spike. It's called Hard Ticket to Hawaii. It's about hot chicks who have a charter plane? I think? And they get mixed up with some... spies? Maybe? And there's a hot tub scene and there's an escaped boa constrictor that has recently dined on radioactive rats. And that's only in the part of the film I managed to stay awake to see, because I know that I would have remembered Random Death Frisbee. lucitania, this goes out to you.