From: estrella30	Date: September 13th, 2005 04:00 pm (UTC)		(for the permanent collection)

Basically, he was Twitch City's Curtis

good god. that just made my head hurt in new and interesting ways *g*

	From: kormantic	Date: September 13th, 2005 05:10 pm (UTC)		(for the permanent collection)
	I know it makes *my* head hurt...

And then there's the part where Sheppard showcases his ridiculous (an unlikely) knowledge of Canadian television. Rodney will be insulted, of course.

"I am not a lazy, bathrobed shut-in, thanks. And who asked you, anyway?"

"Oh come on, Rodney. It's the perfect place for you. Trek on VHS, all the Frooty Os you can eat, a cat. And tell me you wouldn't love to while away the hours arguing plot flaws with Newbie." John leaned in and wheedled, "You'd even get a hot girlfriend."

"Oh, please. I'm sure Hope was a lovley person, and personally I find the freckles very charming, but her attachment to that moron shows her utter lack of sense, and I don't have any patience for that sort of thing."

John's eyebrows raised sharply.

"She was into Curtis because he'd go down on her in a heartbeat, and was apparently pretty good at it. And so, against her better judgement, she was sexually attracted to the guy, and therefore sort of got fond of him. That happens sometimes, even to brilliant astrophysicists, right?"

"I don't know what's more disturbing: your demented crush on Don McKellar or the fact that you can actually whistle the theme song to The Littlest Hobo."

"I think you're missing the point," John said, now leaning in so closely that his nose nearly brushed Rodney's.

Rodney's eyes went wide.

"Oh my god, you're Hope in this scenario, aren't you?"

John cocked his head and gave him a "duh" look.

"So. So. I could go down on you. If. If you wanted."

"Thank god," John muttered, reaching forward to slide his hands into Rodney's hair.

	From: jcalanthe	Date: September 13th, 2005 04:45 pm (UTC)		(for the permanent collection)

*cracks up* I don't know Twitch City, but I love the idea of Rodney McKay, passionate vegetarian. He could quote all sorts of facts about the superiority of the vegetarian diet (tho eating just cereal & soymilk would undercut those arguments a lot... ;).

	From: kormantic	Date: September 13th, 2005 05:14 pm (UTC)		(for the permanent collection)
	heh

no kiddin'.

Still, I bet that would be the sort of vegetarian Rodney would be, because I cetainly can't see him stir frying greenbeans and blending up his own hummus.

Actually, maybe the hummus.

	From: jcalanthe	Date: September 13th, 2005 05:20 pm (UTC)		(for the permanent collection)
	Re: heh

Oh Rodney would have minions to cook for him I would think. The kitchen staff in Atlantis probably hide from his endless questions and diatribes.

Hummus, he might make himself just cuz of the deadly danger of hidden lemon juice. Either that, or he'd build a device to detect the presence of citrus (why hasn't he done this, btw?).