Tags: fiction, sg-1, sga, ww, xf
where it's at: bed perfection
I feel funny and my pants are: complete-ish
the world is singing and it sounds like: Oxford Comma, Vampire Weekend

Tags: ds, fiction, sg-1, sga, ts
where it's at: couch perfection
I feel funny and my pants are: reviewed
the world is singing and it sounds like: my loud neighbor's loud loudness

I'm just sayin'. mmmchelle's throwing a "Get Sam Laid" challenge. 'Cause nothin' fights hate like L-O-V-E, baby! I wrote some Rodney/Sam, spoilers for The Road Not Taken.

Tags: fiction, sg-1, sga
where it's at: my crumpled bed
I feel funny and my pants are: laundry

Written for greensilver's Jack/Daniel Ficathon: The 60th Loop of Kon Garat, SG-1, Jack/Daniel, set somewhere in season 7, bout 3300 words or so. Many thanks to basingstoke, spike21, lucitania, and linabean for poking at it.

Summary: Jack and Daniel win the Showcase Showdown!

( The 60th Loop of Kon Garat )

Tags: fiction, sg-1
where it's at: my crumpled bed
I feel funny and my pants are: posted
the world is singing and it sounds like: the roar of the box fan

kimberlyfdr asked for more Rodney in glasses from Ophthalmology:, ( boys who wear glasses )

resonant8 asked me to revisit Third Party:, ( two years later )

gritkitty asked for a Radek story from Paper Moon:, ( ghi-fish in klur sauce )

alizarin_nyc asked for a bit more inhale:, ( exhale )

emeraldsword asked for some sports bra aftermath:( support )

Tags: ds, fiction, sg-1, sga
where it's at: my crumpled bed
the world is singing and it sounds like: Falling Slowly, The Frames

Here you go. My debt to society is paid in full!

for tommyboybbi, TS: ( Gido's Surf 'N Stay )


for iamsab, XF/etc: ( she was an army brat )


for jaebi_lit, SGA: ( 10 Downing Street )


for theemdash, SG-1: ( three pairs of socks )


for pearl_o, dS: ( 10 miles from the nearest town )


Bonus snip for saffronhouse, SGA: ( fair and strange )

Tags: ds, fiction, sg-1, sga, ts, xf
where it's at: the floor
I feel funny and my pants are: inked
the world is singing and it sounds like: Know How, Kings of Convenience

Tags: sg-1
where it's at: my crumpled bed
I feel funny and my pants are: sg-wonderful
the world is singing and it sounds like: the laptop fan

Tags: ds, fiction, sg-1, sga
where it's at: my crumpled bed
I feel funny and my pants are: CANDY!
the world is singing and it sounds like: Hey There Fancy Pants, Ween

Tags: sg-1
where it's at: my rumpled bed
I feel funny and my pants are: sammed
the world is singing and it sounds like: A Good Man Is Hard To Find, Sufjan Stevens

Tags: sg-1, sga
where it's at: the underground
I feel funny and my pants are: twirly
the world is singing and it sounds like: Dance to the Music, Sly & The Family Stone

Tags: sg-1
where it's at: the underground
I feel funny and my pants are: CANDY!
the world is singing and it sounds like: Step Into My Office, Baby, Belle and Sebastian

You know, I'm getting mixed messages from the Universe at large. It seems I always get a better job offer if I've recently been kind of snotty to someone basically undeserving of such baring of teeth. This is reinforcing the wrong virtues, in my estimation.

I've got a new three month assignment with a new temp agency starting tomorrow-- could it be a legit temp-to-hire gig? YOU decide!

In honor of the end of my term of slack-assity, I now post the snippets I wrote in a blur last night before bed:

For mz_bstone, ( SGA: Rodney, Superman )
For nytelover, ( SN: surprise pairing, hacks )
For wickedwords, ( SGA: John/Rodney, snow cake and peppermints )
For taselby, ( SG1: Jack/Daniel, twilight, pears, cup, sword )
For liviapenn, ( SGA: Ronon/anyone, maybe Ronon-on-earth? )
For tingler, ( SGA: John and Rodney, turquoise cheese )
For sdwolfpup, ( dS: RayV/Fraser, blue jeans, hot summer day )
For pearl_o, ( dS: RayK/Fraser, the first five )
For theemdash, ( SG1: Jack/Daniel, a necktie )

Tags: ds, fiction, sg-1, sga, sn
where it's at: the underground
I feel funny and my pants are: snotty as hell
the world is singing and it sounds like: Portions for Foxes, Rilo Kiley

For Merry! You know, merryish. A little over 2000 words for the Jack/Daniel ficathon.

ETA: Also, please allow me to thank panisdead, spike21 and runpunkrun for poking this with sticks. I neglected them terribly!

( The Last Place on Earth )

Tags: fiction, sg-1
I feel funny and my pants are: perhaps cake!
the world is singing and it sounds like: Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps, Cake

Let us take a moment to contemplate the wonder that is ME! In GERMAN.

So, I was egosurfing to ease the sting of a spectacularly awful second date (the badness! It BURNS!) and I found this rec for my SG-1 story "First Impressions" and oh, it's a little nugget of pure solid gold:

Roofridge Impressions of Pares (SLASH), S7. Tree nature, whose pheromones are almost deadly; Jack, which experiences finally, what real Daniel for it feels; Daniel, which is temporarily not he, until it is it nevertheless again; an extraterrestial casino, but no play luck, and Jack and Daniel approach themselves. ::Keine Death-story, which deceives beginning:: (101k) (fantastically bad translation courtesy of babel fish)

I can totally die happy now.

Thank you frogspace, for helping me learn to laugh about love... again!

Tags: egosurfing, sg-1
where it's at: the underground
I feel funny and my pants are: Germanic!
the world is singing and it sounds like: Lift Me Up, Moby

inapickle asked me for a Stargate: SG-1 story. This is for her.

( The War Works Hard )

Tags: christmas cookies, fiction, sg-1
I feel funny and my pants are: SG-1
the world is singing and it sounds like: ...

Um. I take no responsibility for this. At all. This is a cookie for katie_m.

( snowballs, chance )

Tags: christmas cookies, fiction, sg-1
I feel funny and my pants are: thirsty
the world is singing and it sounds like: In The Bleak Midwinter

For slodwick's Worst Case Scenario Challenge. An odd little Teal'c story.

Wordcount: 1590
Fandom: SG-1 (through Season 9)
Rating: G
Summary: "Are there other Earth holidays that involve the setting of boobytraps?"

( Suspension )

Tags: fiction, sg-1
I feel funny and my pants are: flatline
the world is singing and it sounds like: Bathwater, No Doubt

Tags: fiction, sg-1
I feel funny and my pants are: sleestak
the world is singing and it sounds like: theme from Land of the Lost

Ha ha ha! Many thought this day would never come, but, thanks to runpunkrun's early intervention and panisdead's painstaking beta readings, it's ready for McSwain! at long last! Ideally, some of the rest of you kids will like it, too.

SG-1, spoilers for Season 7.
Jack/Daniel
16,000 words

Meanwhile, the tree beings were waving something that looked for all the world like a bar of Ivory soap over Daniel's head.

( First Impressions )

Tags: fiction, sg-1
I feel funny and my pants are: Trix
the world is singing and it sounds like: HR Puffinstuff can't do a little cuz he can't do enough!

Tags: fiction, sg-1
I feel funny and my pants are: moony
the world is singing and it sounds like: Shady Lane, Stephen Malkmus